Here is a small compilation of our lessons learned. Full version available soon:
-Don’t Eat Yellow Snow-
Chapter I: Stay away from Sprint. They suck.
Chapter II: Don’t sign anything without reading it IN full and then reading it again and then asking questions about every section.
Chapter III: Golds Gym is Satan. (Goes well with Chapter II.)
Chapter IV: Don’t get a joint checking accounts.
Chapter V: Pleasant Grove will always smell like poop and it gets you nowhere to get angry about it.
Chapter VI: Utah drivers are idiots. There’s nothing you can do about it other than never leave your house.
Chapter VII: Most people are dishonest. You should assume that everyone is going to screw you over unless they’ve proven themselves trustworthy.
Chapter VIII: If someone wrecks your car and says they’ll pay for it, get it in writing. It doesn’t matter if it’s your best friend or your mother. Get it in writing.
Chapter IX: If you get a ticket for any reason (speeding, not making a complete 3 second stop at a stop sign, failure to signal, etc.) make sure you read the ticket before you sign it – Even Police Officers will screw you over if they think it will benefit them (like saying your ticket is for failure to signal and they write you up for speeding too – even though you were at a red stop light.)
That’s all for now, but more will come soon…